This is so accurate, it shames me. I guess the girls are really gonna start avoiding me now, huh?

Taurus (Apr 20 - May 20)
DO'S
Stability and dependability characterise Taurus. They like people who can blend and grow with them. If you have a Taurus partner you should appreciate all things bright and beautiful. They have an inherent artistic sense and are fond of colour and music. Judge life with them from a purely materialistic point of view. Enjoy everything luxurious that money can provide. Enjoy good food (better if you can cook to please them) and good drinks with them.

DON'TS
Taurus do not lose their temper easily (in fact you may spend your whole life with them and still no spark) but you should not push your luck too much. Being unreasonable or aggressive with them may get you into trouble... Do not press him/her into a corner, and if you do, be prepared for a violent rage. Taurus is capable of violent outbursts though such an event is is very rare occasions. They can be suffocating when they are possessive about you.